The PM For All Australians
When I'm not dealing with the "big challenges" I am available for:
- Corporate functions
- Openings & events
- Television performances
- Gratuitous product endorsements
- Weddings & funerals
- Bar mitzvahs & circumcisions
- Bingo calling
- School tuckshops
Unfortunately I'm NOT available for shopping mall voiceovers (Gosh, those guys are good!), kiddies birthday parties (morbid fear of jumping castles) or the opening of new ABC Learning Centres (not much opportunity there anyway).
Contact me for more information.
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