My name is Mr Rudd PM, but let's not stand on formalities, you can call me 'Mr'.

While 'PM', of course, stands for Prime Minister, Post Meridien or Pre Menstrual, it also stands for 'Party Maker' - and if you'd like me to be in attendance at your party or corporate function then I am more than happy to curtail my trotting, wherever I am on the globe, to do so. Just send me an email for more details.

While I'm up for weddings, bar mitzvahs and birthdays (no jumping castles please!), corporate functions are more my scene. With the assistance of my handy little speechwriter, I tailor presentations to suit your client and your audience. And whether the dress is dinner suit or lounge suit, I guarantee staying this side of a law suit! (Just).

I'm also happy to consider launches and endorsements. I'll open shopping malls, I'll open doors and I'll open my arms to embrace you and your cheques. That's the kind of guy I am. Yes, I'll pretty much endorse anything as my window of opportunity lies in the performance of my alter-ego. You see, once he's out the back door, I'm also out the back door and while he'll be up for a posh ambassadorial posting, I'll just be up for a new wig.

For more about me, check out the Photo Gallery and About Me sections - and I also have my guide to this wonderful, wide brown land on the website, Australia A to Z.

I look forward to hearing from you!